Everyday is a new adventure

Tall one and Small one met in New Zealand, in the kiwi fruit orchards of Tauranga back in early 2009. From there spent 2 years travelling across Australia together; penniless in Sydney, 15 hour shifts in a Blue Mountains Hotel, picking Blueberries with spiders in Coff's Harbour – watermelons with snakes in Charters Towers, pushing their campervan, 'Tony' through the flood waters of Miriam Vale, breaking down in every state through the outback, and working and drinking side by side in an Irish Pub and Backpackers in Melbourne.

Across the globe through Vietnam, Thailand & Moscow before spending a year in Canada; through the seasons in Toronto, 35 hour Greyhound buses across the provinces, dog sledding in the Rocky Mountains, shovelling 3 foot snow in the Yukon, Kayaking in Haida Gwaii, sharing a beer among the icebergs of Newfoundland and spotting whales in Nova Scotia.

Before returning to New Zealand in Oct 2012 to live the beach life in Mount Maunganui, experience the earthquakes of Wellington and finally getting married on Te Ahumairangi Hill, Wellington in Oct 2013. Finally on 2nd Oct 2013 they embarked on an 80 day honeymoon back across the globe, through the south island of New Zealand, up to Singapore, Cambodia, Laos, Thailand and finally through north India before returning to Ireland, where they are now attempting to make a home in Galway. Many miles travelled together, many sights shared together, everyday is the start of a new adventure.

Please feel free to contact us about our 5 year trip around the world - conorhegarty81@gmail.com

Monday, January 28, 2013

New Zealand: North Island Road Trip, 19th Jan - 9th Feb 2013

Saturday 9th February 2013

Woke up early and drove the van to Burger King for a final half price breakfast from their useless staff. Tall one ordered and they were useless, some poor Indian girl (obviously new) screwed up his simple order of 2 Yogurts and 1 Regular and 1 Large Cappuccino. After the order had been sorted out, they still noticed back in the van that the 'Large' coffee was only half full, but they couldn't be bothered going back in. Sat on the beach with breakfast and used the free Telecom phone box wifi. As there was lots of people up the beach Small one was reluctant to brush his teeth and spit out on the grass, especially when there was some fella in green shorts (with a green towel??) standing a few spots up staring down his way. So he sat holding the toothpaste spit in his mouth until the fella walked back to his car, only for the fella to then come back brushing his own teeth on the grass anyway. We then systematically discard our large garbage (bed blankets, quilts and pillows) in the small public bins around the Mount. By then it was time to return the Van to the depot.... 

First time we drove past at 9am the gates were closed so had drive round a long loop on the dual carriageway. Waited in a layby for 5 minutes giving them enough time to open them before driving up for a second time when the gate was finally opened. Drove in as planned with the damage side facing away from the building and parked up down the end where there was one fella hosing down vans. Small one got out and opened the boot up to get his bags out, Tall one opened the damaged side door and left it open while he got his bags out. Small one asked the fella with the hose if he was the only person here, and was told he was, and walked over with the keys for him. He asked us how the trip was (he had fixed our water tap the day we picked up the van), and we gave him all our rehearsed positive remarks about the trip, the van and our future booking. After all that he never checked round the van, but just glanced inside (via the open boot) to see that the place wasn't torn to ribbons. There was some other fella waiting to be served so we said goodbye and thankyou and ran like hell with our enormous backpacks on....
The bus stop off the Highway and back into Tauranga was right outside their shop, so skipped that one and walked up the highway to the next one (missing the immediate next bus). Waited for 20 minutes by the stop and finally felt safe once it arrived and we go on and headed into Tauranga. Stored our bags for free in the I-Site and then (needing a goood drink after a nervous morning) headed for the nearest Pub.
Went to the Corner Stone (where Tall and Small had gone to for a drunken Pub quiz back in March 2009) and at 9.30am we entered as the barmaid asked, “are you here for breakfast”, small one said, “are you serving drink?”, “yes” she said, “that is breakfast” he replied. Small one had a beer, Tall one had a Bourbon and they sat in the same booth as before. After small one's 'very clever' remark about a liquid breakfast, we then ordered a proper breakfast each from the menu. Our final decent meal before heading for Wellington skint. 

Bus turned up half an hour late and we left at about 11.45am. The driver was one miserable bastard, getting very snappy with the (admittedly stupid) questions from the foreign passengers, “this Napier?”, “NO! I said stay on the bus”.... “I change here?”.... “NO! I've told you to stay on the bus” etc etc. The bus then drove us to all the places we'd just spent some $1700 and 3 weeks driving. In to Rotorua and down to Taupo first. On the way to Taupo a foreign Backpacker on the bus made a phone call to book accommodation, reading out loudly down the mobile phone her credit card number for the booking, so that the whole bus could hear. Arrived in Taupo half an hour late, to be told our connecting bus to Wellington had broken down and would be another half an hour. When it showed up there was confusion getting on, as people queued to give the large Mauri driver their bags, but other girls were just getting straight on without giving their reservation numbers. The driver seemed to have a woman helper with him though who sat at the front of the bus and took all his numbers for him. 

Once on the bus the driver announced that he was doing this route for the first time and was from the Northland where they are more intelligent and put bus stops where you can find them and so we may struggle to find the right place to stop on the way and if you know where the bus stop is can you please come up and help me. This made us wonder why he had a woman helper with him at all, as surley she would have known?? We drove down pretty past, and did not arrive until 9pm, and during that 6 and a half hour drive he gave us no break to buy food or drinks. Small one asked twice to go to a shop to buy water which just produced grumpy responses from the driver. Drove through the Tongariro Crossing, where we had our best view of it (as it was a clear day). The downstairs bus toilet was blocked and people had just kept on using it until now it was over flowing and leaking out the side of the bus as well as over the floor, so that was locked not to be used again. At least there was a nice sunset over the bay as we drove up the coastal road into the City. Arriving into Wellington just before 9pm he asked on the MIC if anyone knew where the bus stop was in the City, and some young lad had to go up and tell him where to go.
Thankfully and finally off the bus we had a heavy, long half an hour treck across the City to our Hostel called 'Cambridge Hotel'. The City was mad busy in the centre streets, alive with noisy bars, lights, people roving the streets, music and buskers. With the amount of Asians about and with the warm night climate it was a bit like being in Thailand... ?! Found our Hotel/Hostel, an enourmous old building (form 1883) with a somewhat rough bar downstairs. The Hostel felt a lot more like a Hotel, huge reception, with large open hallways, Sofas and seating at top of staircases, and a medieval elevator with a sliding door, followed by a classic style sliding metal bar door to close before you went up. The private room was costing us $320 a week ($23 a night each) was a curious thing. There was a large flat screen TV which had Sky Sports and ESPN sports channel, which made Small one very excited about Celtic matches (and made Tall one groan). There was a sink, large fridge, kettle with free coffee, milk, tea and chocolate. But everything was curiously high, the table top for the kettle was as high as small one's shoulders, and looking into the mirror he could only see his fringe and that was it. The view from the window opened to some very noisy air vents and also the sound of the bar and surrounding night clubs filled the room all night. So not sure if we'll stick or not, we will see how we go.

Friday 8th February 2013

Had some God awful sausages for breakfasts, the taste staining our mouths for the rest of the day. Used the campgrounds 'hot showers' by inserting a 50cents coin half a mile away from the shower itself, then for Tall one to find (as he was the first to use it that day) that out of the 6 minutes you get the first 2 minutes is cold as it's trying tow arm up. We then re-packed our bags and tidied and cleaned the van. Spent half an hour looking at the dent/scratch and our patch work saying “what are we going to do?”. 

Headed off back to complete the full circuit to the Mount. An hour and a half's drive discussing every possibilty of how to return a damaged van, whether to cover it up or not, how to stand between him and the van when he comes out, and what we'd say if he noticed a dodgy patchwork. Small one on edge for the rest of the day, whislt tall one was now at ease with it having spent all of yesterday feeling ill about the subject (now he just felt ill from the sausages). 

Up the highway saw our familiar Mount looming ahead. First stop was K-Mart then on to the Caravan Park where we saw Sue and Lisa, a brief summary of our trip, picked up post (our Onecard from Countdown supermarket has arrived after almost 4 months!), then a goodbye (with another teary eyed Sue). Then celebrated the end of our trip by stopping in the Cottage Cafe Tea Rooms near the Pacific Coast Hostel. Sat down in these enourmous Garden chairs in the sunny backyard with our $8 Englissh Breakfast tea, complete with little doiley over the milk jug, and scones with cream and jam. Then small one's Irish friend Fiona (who'd he'd not seen in four years) joined us in this sber, tranquil setting and didn't hold back on using the word “fuck” in every sentence. The two little old ladies running the tea room must have been curious as to why we'd met up there. We left Fiona and then drove out to Kulia Park (overlooking the Harbour by the Ducks Nuts Hostel in Tauranga). Small one sat trying to doze having nightmares about returning the vvan, whilst tall one tried to read and watch the old men trying to wind surf or fly kites. We had decided to drop the van back and leave the sliding side door open covering half the damage), and to talk generously about how happy we were with the trip and how we'll be bookingit again for 3 weeks in April for the South Island. Just in case though small one phoned Ireland and cancelled his Irish Credit Card (which they held no file), Tall one phoned the UK and cancelled his UK credit card (which they'd text the number to Paul for to pay for the van) and also drew out all the cash from their NZ debit Bank account (the card details they'd given them for the initial deposit), so essentially changing our identities all because of this poxy dent, just inc ase they tried to charge us down the line or on site tomorrow when we dropped it off.

Down through Tauranga that evening, Christo / Froggie drove past us (who we'd brought and re-sold that awful big car from) not looking to happy when he spied us. Went to Wendy's fast food outlet where Tall and Small had eaten for the first time back in April 2009. Looked exactley the same, and we wolfed down an enourmous Baconator with Mushrooms burger with large fries and a huge Strawberry cream shake, which we regretted later. Now it was dark we looked for a place to sleep for the night, drove the length of the Mount Maunganui beach and found half a dozen campervans and large Rvs strung out in the free parking. At one site a party was raging on the beach with bottles and young Backpackers right next to a Mighty Campervan with an old coule sat outside in the middle of it all, looking like they were loving it. Finally parked under the tree by the entrance to Small one's Flour Mill next to an RV.

Thursday 7th February 2013

Awoke and left the camp ground before the toilet inspectors came. Headed around the East Cape and stopped in Tokomaru Bay for breakfast. Essentially all the bays and tiny tiny 'towns' were the same for the whole East Cape Trip – lovely rugged and deserted beaches, with a few ramshackle houses and maybe one local shop, no petrol stations or supermarkets to be seen. On our map we were looking for a waterfall walk and never found it, then we were looking for a Historic Church and never found it, it seems they are also lacking in decent sign posts as well. 

A breif rest stop at Oruaiti Beach to stretch our legs and get some air. Going a little stir crazy in the van today, going over the problem with the van damage which we are going to have to solve when we bring it back day after tomorrow. Tall one is all for the honesty policy by telling them when we arrive that theirs a bit of a scratch and dent on the side door and we don't know how did it (which is the slighty dishonest part of the honesty policy)... however this may result in him saying fine, as per your contract your liable for the first $1200 of damage, but he may also say thanks for letting me know it's only minor and you guys have had it for 3 weeks and are only poor Backpackers, be off with you both...??? Small one was more for Option 2, which was to keep spraying the chip and crack with the car white spray paint from the Super Cheap Auto store, and hope he doesn't see it when it is returned, then cancel our credit card he has on file and not answer the phone.... however if he does see it we can deny all knowledge (as we were present when the previous hirers returned it and we took it straight away), but he may be more pissed off by the fact that we'd hidden the damage after he'd been so good to us giving us a discoutn and free beers. The problem has driven us mad all day, and very ten minutes tall and small would turn to each other and announce, “what are we going to do?”. 

Drove down Highway 35 towards Opotiki, and a fantastic lookout over Whituare Bay, where the waters were all turqupise blue below us and right out to White Island on the horizon (where the trip began some 20 days ago). Stopped for photos on the beach below, a beach which permission is granted to the public by Mauri land right owners. Through Opotiki to use their dodgy library wifi and pay 50cents to use their pay public toilet which is manned by TWO ladiies in high viz tops. Finally on to Whakatane which brings us essentially full circle on our trip. More free wifi from the phone box, no Tea Room for an afternoon break (Tall one wanted a cup of tea in a proper cup??), and a brief food shop and more spray paint from Super Cheap Auto. 

Up the coast a bit more and to the Matata Campground for $6 each. Some forty sites, but only one shower for everyone.... There we watched the Pukeko birds surrounding our van, pulling grass out the ground with their large red beaks, then holding the grass stem in their foot whilst they knaw what they want from the bottom of it. Tall one then used some $3 childs painting kit to re-tone the Car spray paint a bit darker to match the van and repainted the damage. It looks 'better' than it did, but certainly not 'good' Will sleep on it and see what we think tommorrow morning. Lamp chops for dinner.

Wednesday 6th February 2013

Tried to touch up the dent in the van with some car paint, but looked like we'd used tippex. We then tried feeding bannana to some of the Black Swans who didn't look to pleased about the taste. Drove north to Gisborne and parked up at the I-Site, apparently it's ANOTHER public holiday today so half of the town is closed. As we were parked outside using the wifi the Italian couple walked past on their way inside and said hello. Then off to Gisborne swimming pools to pay $1 entry and 20 cents to use a hot shower for 4 minutes. Back to the I-Site and paid $5 to play their 18 hole Mini Golf in the rain. After that sat and did our laundry in a laundrette along with a Mauri family on their weekend outing to wash their clothes. Before leaving stopped at Cook's Landing Reserve, where Captain Cook first landed on New Zealand shores back in Oct 1769. The reserve wasn't much cop nowadays though, it was just a logging factory with a weird stone monument in the middle. Past a couple of statues related to the landing and then up the coast along the very black sandy beaches. Drove for an hour up the East Cape, stopping at Tolaga Bay's Longest Wharf in the country. Finally fown a long hill to Anaura Bay camping, which had advertised that you can only stay if you have your own loo as they provide none – but we managed to stay anyway, as nature provided our toilet. Was a lovely spot right by a large bay which overlooked a pyriamd shaped island off in the blue waters.

Tuesday 5th February 2013

Rained all night. Drove through the mud to get out in the morning. Headed on to Hastings in the rain, found that everywhere in Hawkes Bay wanted you to pay and display for parking. Stopped in to the Rotten Apple Backpackers we'd booked to come back to this Saturday for apple picking work. Rang the bell and this fella came down, not too friendly or helpful. When we said we had a booking his responce was, “a booking, nah, you sure?!”, then when we asked about fruit work to expect and said we didn't have are own car, he said “ahh well that's a problem then...”. So didn't fill us with too much confidence, it didn't help the day was miserable and cold with rain so put us off being in that town in general anyway, especially for weather dependant work. Drove north the 20km to Napier, stopping to phone Tall One's mother as it was her Birthday and she'd also just come out from a back operation. 

Napier was a much nicer spot (despite the rain), the Art Deco buildings were more prominent, and had a nice Marine Parade road up the coast. Drove up to Bluff Hill lookout, and went for a walk in the rain and fog holding a mug of coffee. Back down into town and past the Par2 Mini Golf that Small one had played on his road trip just over 4 years ago. Asked how work was in a few backpackers in this town, and all similar (though more cheerful) responces – that there are no pickups you need your own transport, but some contractors may do pickups but don't know which or if very often..... Though they did all say that the season was literally about to kick off and be a big one, so in that sense lots of work – if only we could sort a ride and put up with the down days from bad weather....?? 

After how nice Wellington was we figured we might cancel our bus and booking to Hastings, and change to go to the City where we may stand a lot more chance of more substantial work, which would not be rained off or need a ride in for. Still waiting to hear back from the Corkman in regard to our sponsorship (after saying he wanted to sumbit within 12 days of speaking to us back in Oct 2012, it's now february and the paperwork is still with them) so in that sense may be better to get more consistent work as we may be here for a good few months yet.... We tried the Napier libary to research online about Wellington accomodation and work prospects. The only sockets we could find to plug in was in the child's section, so sat on small chairs surrounded by crayon drawings only to find that the wifi was $4 for 1 hour. Opted for McDonalds instead, and again had a lot of problems logging in – there must have been another 20 people there on laptops so the wifi was being sicked dry. Literaly after one fella next to us logged off, one of us was able to log on, but not the other..... 

Parked up outside the YHA and then paid $5 for 24 hours wifi – then stayed there for as long as the battery lasted. Managed to research and book weekly rate accomodation in a private room in Wellington for this saturday (though they are booked out 1-2 march so may have to move for them....familiar story) then changed our bus to go to Wellington instead of Hastings. Three hours later left and drove north to a free doc site at Lake Tutira. Fumbling around in the dark rain and mud to get to the toilets, trying to avoid a family of Black Swans who insisted of staying up all night and wondering around our van.

Monday 4th February 2013

Lots of rain this morning. Drove into Masterton and went to the town library to use their wifi, though had to pay $1 per hour to use their electrical points. Tried then to put the filthy van through a car wash, but a BP garage run by a group of Indian men told us in a confusing manner that they would not let us put such a big van through, despite the fact that it fitted under the heigh restriction bar. Then we spent too much of a Pizza Hut and drove north through Woodville. Stopped about 80k south of Hastings in a small, strange place called Norsewood. Found a basic camp ground on the road map, which was a well mowed field with a fairly clean flushable toilet with paper (better kept up than the DOC sites). There was a small sign that read it was $2 per night and to pay in Norsewood town shop. Drove back to Norsewood, which was like a kitch ghost town. Topped up Diesel using the shop's small gas pump on the road, and then paid the old man $2 – he didn't take our name or rego, just put the $2 in the till and sent us on the way without even a reciept. Back to the campground and Tall one filled the wash basin from the tap and gave the van a rough clean to get at least most of the dirt off. The Italian couple we met last night then pulled in about an hour later, and pitched up for the night as well. It started to rain, but we were comfortable enough and had saved more money.

Sunday 3rd February 2013

Heading down to Wellington stopped off in a McDonalds down the coast in a small town. Glad to find it had electic sockets inside to charge our laptops and go online. Treated ourselves to their $7 breakfasts, and sat in the freezing cold seating area, only to find that the wifi didn't work. When we asked the cashier she saod, “oh it never works properly here”. Small one almsot asked for the money back on our meals, though tall one had already devoured his. Then to get his own back on the poor, unsuspecting girl behind the counter, small one started phoning the branch number there for McDonalds and hanging up when she answered.... doing this about ten times in a row and mildy annoying the girl, that sure showed her for having a weak wifi signal....
Arrived in Wellington in glorious sunshine. Set off down the harbour after happily getting free parking on Sundays. Small one didn't see much scenary as hhis nose was in his free CBD wifi on his phone. Had a good coffee, saw the Beehive building, and walked up the pedesrtianised shopping street – passing a fair few homeless people. One beggar was a drippy looking English lad who had a cardboard sign that read, “from England, will 'rap' for money”.... poor bastard. The other tramp we saw had a sign that said he had mental issues, and he was dozily rocking backwards as his arms were covered with blood whislt next to him people were sat outside in the sun drinking their lattes. 

Back to the van and drove past some quite nice City Beaches, then finally up to the top of Moutn Victoria for some very nice views of the City and Bays. Drove down the hills to Owhiro Bay, the streets in that area are a virtual rat maze to find your way through. Trying to plan a quick route on the map resulted in many roads that lead nowehere and having to double back, retracing our route on the spaghetti like suburb roads. From Owhiro Bay set off on a 2-3 hour return Coastal walk to Sinclair Head. Though we never realized we got to Sinclair Head and kept walking for an extra 20 minutes. Didn't see any of the advertised seals, though we had also missed the sign that said they are there May-Oct. Was a nice walk regardless, flat stony road through some big quarry like cliffs, and rugged rocky bays. A trip to Pak N Save (which we had spotted from the top of Mt Victoria) and then through some more dizzy confusing little roads to find the top of Wellington Botanical Gardens to see the cliff tram go up and down a bit. 

Out of Wellington and heading back North up the East coast, on our final few days of the trip. After Upper Hutt the highway went through Pakuratahi forest, which had some awesome forest mountain views as the roads twisted and turned through the many corners. Passing a rest area we stopped to get photos to see a girl had pulled over and was cereonously puking her guts up over the edge of the cliff. 

After an hours drive arrived at our free DOC campsite outside of Featherston. It was about 5km of Gravel road to get there, but surrounded by nice hills, forest and a river down a short walk. Though there were quite a lot of cars with loud music, booze and vey big dogs on leads about we stuck it out and they thankfully all left around 9pm, leaving us with one elderly couple in a van. Small one cooked some pork chops and pasta, and we ate whilst watching a Kereru (New Zealand Pigeon) eating whole leaves in the tree opposite us. Small one renamed it the “Irish Pigeon” due to its green, white and orange colors. After dinner we realized how filthy we both were and so braved a trip down to the river, through all the sand flies to bathe in the swimming hole. Was both a bit tentative going in at first, but once we got into the river was actually a great experience to be in there washing. Returned refreshed to the van for a good nights sleep. Though went back out to speak to a friendly young Italian couple who'd just arrived today up from the South Island, in their battered campervan.

Saturday 2nd February 2013

Headed off early, stopped in Palmerston North to use their free library wifi and buy some spray paint toh ide the scratches and dents we'd made on the side of the van. Detour outside of Palmerston North to Manawatu Gorge. A steep loop track in the sun, but a few good views overlooking the river, though by now we've seen enough forest walks to not be surprised by much else. Down the highway further and just south of Levin was another free DOC campground, Waikawa in Tararua Forest. Didn't look like many Rangers stopped by, toilets were a mess, no toilet paper, stacks of garbage piled up by the entrance.... other than that a ncie enough spot, and a free nights stay.

Friday 1st February 2013

Small one cooked sausages this morning, then we head off to drive around the Tongariro Crossing. As Mt Tongariro had been erupting since August half the track was closed – small one had only done half the track before so looked like he wouldn't complete it this time either. Then we found out they'd closed the road off to private cars (as it was so busy), so now the only way in is to pay $35 each for a return shuttle! We were too cheap to do that, and too much in pain from the Taranaki climb, so gave the crossing itself a miss. Instead drove around the outskirts looking into the foggy plains surrounding the Mountains (couldn't see any Mountains at all). Until we drove up into the two ski field villages (Whakapapa the first one), and got above the clouds, where at least we did get a view of some of the Mountain Ranges. We pulled in on one corner to take a photo only to find ourselves surrounded by Japanese tourists who seemed more interested in our van than the view, even peering into our back windows. 

Back to the highway and small one saw a sign for Mountain Flights and insisted we pulled in. He priced the flights at $115 each for 15 minutes or $225 each for half an hour around the Mountains. He was very keen for it, but Tall one could not believe how he was too tight to pay $30 for a shuttle (or $30 for the Gondola up the Mountain in Whakapapa) but would pay over $400 for the two of us on a short flight?? Thankfully it was too cloudy for him to fly this morning anyway so kept driving quickly before it cleared. Stopped at the giant carrot in Ohakune, then sat in their library on the wifi for over an hour. Then up to Turoa skifields, a long up hill drive on roads which had a sudden ragged edge over looking a sudden drop. At the top of both these skifields this time if year was a bit surreal, there was all these cosy little cabins but sat on top of this dreary rocky rubble – opposed too the pristine snow in the winter. To save gas small one drove in neutral for the 19km downhill.

Headed south towards Palmerston North, stopping in Vinegar Hill campground. They actually had indoor showers, and apparently a caretaker would collect the $15 per 2 persons site – who we never saw. Wasn't the quietest of places though as there were a few large tent groups who had lights blazing and music blaring. Small one cooked Pork Chops though....

Thursday 31st January 2013

Woke early and had a look up the scenic lookout spot. Was a good view of the Tongariro Crossing in the middle of a foggy sunrise. Kept driving and made a stop up the side of Lake Taupo where we had breakfast next to a lot of garbage and spot sin the grass were drivers had urinated.
Made it into Taupo, Tall one went to the cinema to see Django Unchained, whilst small one sat in the car in the blistering heat, as we weren't sure how long we could park in that spot (poor signage like everywhere else). Drove just north of Taupo and walked around the Craters of the Moon for $6 each. The ticket lady was quite condescneing repeadelty telling us that it is very important that we do not go off the path.... We still ached from the Mountain hike and so walked like a pair of cripples around the pathway, with scenary of more smoking holes and bushes. On to the Honey Hive which was closed and a lady claimed to be too busy to take our photograph. After a brief stop at Huka Falls, a Pak N Save shop and another lookout at the Lake we headed down to Tongariro National Park. 

Found a Free DOC campsite in Kaimanawa Reserve. Drove down a gravel slope to find a small clearing with two vans already parked up. Two British couples, both men called Mike.... making this camp site have 3 quarters of the men named Mike. Soon a small Guitar and a Manadalin were out and two Mike's had a bit of a session, whilst this Mike (tall one) and small one made up part of the audience. Was a good night, despite the sand flies and despite Tall one breaking his rental camping chair and having to sit on a towel in a bin bag on a dirty log. The nights sky was bright and clear with stars. Then a Ranger turned up, the first Ranger we'd ever seen check out a Camp Site, but this was a free one for the first time so no money to collect? Went to bed after 10pm, to be awoken later by cars pulling in, one of them a police car. The cops got out scanning the ground with their torches, as 2-3 campervans were behind them. We presume that they foudn them camping somewhere they shouldn't and so got escorted to the free camp ground.

Wednesday 30th January 2013

Awoke at 4.30am to find out front door unlocked and open, not sure how or why. Set off for North Egmont Visitors Centre where the track to the Summit of Mount Taranaki (aka Egmont) begins. Sun was on its way up as we drove up the dark small lane to the centre, on the way we past a young backpacker hitchiking and picked him up. He was called Jonas from Austria, sleeping in an old railway car at the back of 'Volca-No-View' cafe up the road and had planned on walking the 8km to the start of the walk, doing the walk then walking back?? Arrived in car park around 6am and Jonas went straight up ahead of us while we had breakfast. We left for the walk at 6.30am, heading up the start as the sun was coming up over the blanket of clouds on the farm and town lands below. For our whole walk to the summit we walked either just infront or just behind a nice enough french couple. The french girl seemed to be struggling as the boyfriend stood patiently waiting now and again. The first hour and a half of the walk was zig zagging up a steep gravel road (road access for Rangers only) until we got to the huts and only toilet for over night campers. Then half an hour going up some steep exhausting wooden steps. Then the worst section was about an hour walking up a steep gravel slope, with this loose gravel (or scree as the Information Centre woman called it), which would roll undert your feet as you tried to walk up it. When the scree/gravel ended there was some large snow drifts laying about the Mountain now. We then began the last section of the climb which was 1 hour clambering over and up some rocks. It was on this section that Austrian Jonas past us on his way back down, he'd got to the top in 3 hours! The views were pretty awesome looking down at the local mountain ranges and farmlands some of it covered by an enourmous blanket of clouds, then on the distant horizon we could see the outline of the Tongariro Crossing (our next destination and walk). 

Arrived at the summit crater at 10.30am (after 4 hours of walking). The crater was filled with very hard snow. We were lucky with the weather no clouds ever drifted in, so we were in the sun for the full day and remained dressed only in shorts and t-shirts and hiking boots (this meant small one's neck got burnt to hell). You could however feel the coolness of the rocks in the shade, compared to the hotness of the rocks that were in the sun and had warmed, so could tell if the clouds drifted in it would get pretty cold pretty fast. At the crater we then headed another 20 minutes up to the summit, which was some vague, poorly signed route through more rocks, scree and some snow drifts. At the top took photos with the Irish Flag waving before descending. In the middle of the Snow crater we found a little ladybird sat perched on a rock, this is just over 3,000 metres high! The only other wildlife we saw was a lot of bees, and a few scattered Mountain flowers (daisies?) and grasses. 

We stopped for a brief lunch in the crater before starting our descent at 11.30am. Small one continued his tradition (on any walk) or urinating every hour or so in the open air. Past a lot more people coming up as we descended. There was one old fella who looked in his 60's or even 70's, with no joy to him at all. At the gravel section we slid down like surfers trying to glide through the gravel. Much quicker, though got us covered with dust. Through this section past two young guys who were from Israli (more people from Israli), who were really un-sure about contiuing. Further down a small family, and again a fella from Israli (none of them were travelling together). This one was a lot more keen to get to the top and said he'd kick the arses of the two we'd past coming down. It was quite disorientating being that high up, and occasionally would get quite dizzy when staring out to the mountains you were so far above and then down at your feet and the gravel you were concentrating on. 

Got down the steps okay, and then on to the Campers Hut. At the hut was a few Rangers Vehichals and a lot of old people. They had been taken out for a Biotanical day out and were looking at local Mountain flowers, whilst we walked past driping with sweat and aching to our bones. One old couple mentioned that the husband used to go to the summit walk a lot for sunrise, but when we asked him about it, he said “that was 11 years ago, would you believe i'm now 78”.... he looked older in fairness. The last 1-1.5 hours going down the zig zag road was the worst. The knees and legs ached holding ourselves up and moving forward at that steep slope angle downwards. Small one tried (and failed) to hitch hike with the Rangers as they drove the old people past. Got back to our campervan at 2.30am (8 hour return walk), and had looked forward to using the cafe in the info centre (opent ill 3pm) only to find it had closed half an hour early! 

Drove out aching and covered head to foot with dust from the gravel. Found the Volca-No-View Cafe where the Austrian was staying and asked there if we could pay to use the showers ($2.50 each). Washed off the layers of dust (only one shower so took turns), and then chatted to the Austrian back for hours had done all his washing, and now hanging out in his railyway car full of rats and possums ($10 a night). As we chatted to him for ten minutes he sat there with a pen knife out stroking the skin on his legs and arms, so thought we'd leave him to it. Sat in the car park un-packing our day bags and cleaning up more dust before heading off. The front of the van by now was covered with blood stained splattered flies as we had driven through a cloud of them earlier today or yesterday. 

Then turned up the Forgotten World Highway (150km Long). Had planned to camp at the first rest area after an hours drive, but could not find the one small one remebered (if it was even on this road) or indeed any other suitable rest stop for the night, so ended up driving the whole length in about 4 hours. We stopped in Straftord New World to by some milk before we started, but small one parked our car scraping the side door on the back of a pick up truck, so we left quickly without the milk and now with a fresh scar ont he van. The Forgotten World Highway was quite impressive, very windey roads, and 12 km un-sealed, but some fantastic hilly farmland and ridges to view. As we drove we ate peanuts and boiled eggs, flicking the shells out the window as we drove. Stopped halfway up the road at the Replublic of Whangmomona, who had (apparently) offically become a republic after not liking the local election candidates from either boarding territory). Looked a bit of a rough, shanty town, but we pulled in and paid $1 to get a passport stamp at the hotel. At the end of the highway in Taumaruni stopped in a McDonalds drive through and was served by an over joyful local woman (the town was pretty depressing looking). Kept driving towards Taupo and finally found a rest area up at Waithui scenic lookout, where 2 big vans were parked by the Freedom of Camping sign. We slept there and no one moved us on.

Tuesday 29th January 2013

Woke up freezing cold in the van, another hot shower before hitting the road again. Drove some 300km down the west coast to New Plymouth. Most of the roads down seemed to have either tractors spraying weeds or road works being done, so lots of traffic lights. Stopped breifly at the Three Sisters, but could see neither (apparently there's only 2 anyway) so kept driving. Got to the coast by Awkaino and as we went round the corner to the outside bay we saw Mount Taranaki (aka Mount Egmont) for the first time from a distance. This huge misty blue pyramid way down the coast, looked quite dominating, and daunting, especially as we are due to climb it tomorrow. 

Got to New Plymouth by mid afternoon, did a Pack N Save food shop for lunch supplies for our Mountain walk tomorrow, notied how this Pack N Save was about $2-3 more expensive than back at The Mount (e.g. The same jar of coffee was $10 instead of $7, or Sauages were $9 and not the usual $5-6!!). Then to the Info Centre to ask a British lady what we needed to know about the walk. She said there was no training you could do to practice for that, e were thinking that that was lucky as we'd done no training at all (despite claiming to ourselves we'd be up the Mount Maunganui everyday of our last week). Drove along the harbour stopping at the big bendy red pole displayed on their boarrdwalk. Then to Paritutu Mount (159 metres tall) this strange tall thin Mount by the bay. Climbed it in flip flops thinking that it was the steps all the way up, but the steps finished to changed into rough rugged rocky path with a chain ti pull yourself up. Made it to the top for great views of the Mount Taranaki and the Sugar Loaf Islands in the bay. We then went hat shopping for our walk, and also thought a Police Car was pulling us over, only to find out (after sitting in our car waiting for him to get out) that he had pulled over a different car. 

Headed out of town and drove 40km to Stratford. A pretty rough town with no look of culture about the people at all, but despite this they had decided to name all their street names after Shakespeare Characters (Romeo Street, Lear Street, Hamelt Street, Falstaff Street etc) being that the town was named 'Stratford' and Shakespeare was born in Stratford Upon Avon in England?? They also had a big tudor like clock tower in the town centre which didn't match with all the fish n chip shops and arcade buildings. Went to the local Caravan Park in Stratford and was told an un powered site was $34 for 2, but small one managed to haggle the woman down to $20 cash – though it all seemed a bit sketchy and off the books as the cash didn;;t go in the till, nor the number plate or name in the registration book, she just said to come back after dark and pick a spot.... right. We hadn't wanted to pay too much as we were due to get up at 4am to start this Mountain walk by 5am.... 

After arranging for this site we drove 20-30km to another side of the Mountain and up to Dawson Falls. Small one had previously been here on his road trip back in 2009. Had a nice walk round the falls and the lodge, then sat and cooked Mince and Pasta. Whilst cooking 2 cars drove off leaving a fella on his own with a motorbike who was running and whistling after them. We called him over after a while and turned out they'd driven off with his keys and he had no number for them as his phone was all in Arabic. He turned out to be a Jew from Israli, he showed us his little green knitted cap. We chatted about travelling in general, and then mentioned how he had a girlfriend back home, to which small one said he had a girlfriend here too (as we'd seen him with his arms round some bird at the waterfall), he got a little defense and we changed the subject. Finally his friends returned after seeing he was no longer following on the bike (which looked more like a Dirt bike than a touring bike), and they were gone. After dinner headed back to our Caravan Park, to try and sneak in despite paying a woman with one arm in a sling $20 to stay there?? Managed to find wifi but they were asking for $22 for 24 hours.... or $6 for 1 hour.... bastards.

Monday 28th January 2013

Awoke at dawn on the farm campsite by the sound of cockerals crowing incessantly. Small one drove us out (we never did pay) and we stopped for breakfast in a small bay. Once fed drove for an hour or so through Auckland suburbs and finally into Hamilton. A brief stop in the City before another 40km out tot he west coast to the surf town of Raglan. Paid for a nigth at a Caravan Park as we woould be getting 24 hours there, and be good to have the comfort of hot showers, security for the car, and be able to charge everything fully and do laundry, so worth the $18 each. Though small one made a point of telling the receptionist that their internet was $7.80 when the public one was $7 for 24 hours, and then back at the van went with the recepionists anyway as it was a stronger signal. 

Went for a brief walk round Raglan's town. Crossed over a foot bridge to get their from the campgrounds. It was a publiic holiday so the bridge was of course full of Mauri kids jumping off it into the water. Took a while to get across from all the wet bodies clogging the bridge up, and below us Kayakers and speedboats were trying to avoid the jumpers. The town was just as packed (Australia Day today?), so walked back to the van the long way round and relaxed for the afternoon catching up with internet, laundry, hot showers and charging things. Was a good chance to just relax, though Tall one still had a headache 3 days after is sand duning crash.

Sunday 27th January 2013

Tall one awoke around 6am to find himself lying on the bed but the van in motion. Small onne in his eagerness to be gone before the Ranger came (looking for camping fees) had driven off before tall one had got up. We stopped up the road in TokaToka where small one then went back to sleep and tall one sat and read a book. Headed south along hte outside of the huge Kaipara Harbour. Stopped in Kaukapaka for a lunch. Have found an awful lot of places begin with K here and have a double barrel name.... such as KeriKeri, KatiKati, KareKare, KiteKite. Is quite different from driving in Aus in that sense and also that we're covering half the distances were were doing in Aus but feeling just as shattered. Averaging about 200 km a day, but the roads are so endlessley windy and up and down, are speed varies between 20km and no mroe than 80km. We have planned the route to take some of the labelled 'Scenic Drives' but todays one through the Waitakere Ranges (west of Auckland) proved that really all the scenic drives were the same – which was essnretially narrow roads with a lot of corners and hills surrounded by ferns and forest (no actual scenary to be seen).
Some more hills west of Auckland and scenic roads took us down to KareKare beach, where the movie The Piano and some scenes from Xena Princess Warrior were filmed. The sand was all black, and so all the children we saw playing looked filthy as they were covered with this black stuff. A good walk out on the boiling hot dark sand, saw lots of little yellow spiny tumbleweeds blowing across the beach. Some of them in little herds, these roving gangs of ten or so tumbleweeds rolling across the sand. A short walk back to KareKare falls, very nice spot, but an Indian Man was washing his hair in the stream, then after he left a middle aged woman turned up and started wetting her hands in the water and rubbing it in her hair as well, all a bit mystical for us, so we left. Drove through the ranges a bit further down to Pahi beach. More black sands, but more built up this one, A huge dominant rock in the middle called Lion Rock (shaoed like a big Lion). Had some chips brought ion a small shop and had chip butties by the beach.
Drove back into the ranges are stopped in the Arataki Visitor Centre for their lookout (seeing large Weka insects n the pathway and swallows nesting under the visitor centre roof). Saw a large RV parked up settling in for the night with bottles of wine so thought we'd camp for the night. It had an automatic gate that locked between 9pm and 5am, and on our walk we found a very small sign saying self contained vehicals only. We chickened out and drove out just before 9pm incase we got fined by a ranger. Headed round the bay to Huia, rest areas were not very good in a maze of suburbab roads. Then found a basic campsite marked on the road map whichwe puleld up an un-sealed road to. Turned out to be a farm in pitch black. There was a field with very long grass with a few cars and tents in darkness, but because of the long grass it looked like they had been there for months.... It was pitch black and we started to hear the sound of pigs screaming, it could well have turned Texas Chainsaw Massacre but then a chirpy lady turned up climbing over a fence with a headlight on and we asked her what the deal was. She stays here a lot and apparently it is $5 a night but you have to phone the visitor centre (now closed) so suggested we paid in the morning as no one woul dbe up here during the night. So, we went to bed, hoping that no angry farmer would burn our van down.

Saturday 26th Janaury 2013

Tall one awoke and it seemed he had not died in his sleep from his head injury. They headed off early (it had rained hard during the night) and made it up the steep unsealed road to the highway. Stopped for breakfast by a field of large cows were small one pointed out a baby cow with hiccups. Drove down the 100km road back to civilisation. Stopped in Kaitaia and sat in the small hospital for tall one to get his head checked out. They wanted $100 to see a doctor but were nice enough to let us see a nurse for free. Still had to wait a painful 45 minutes in a small waiting room where a big young mauri fella on drugs wouldn't stop rambling away to his girlfriend and every other person waiting there. Saw the nurse who did a few vital checks and said it was up to us, but no major symptons for head trauma. Then spent an hour in Kaitaia library and then outside McDonalds for another haf, as usual struggling to upload photos. Continued to head down the west coast, loys of hawks flying over the roads and those little Mynar birds hoping over the road. Stopped off in a small local town to use a public toilet, where some man in a house party came to the fence dressed as Sponge Bob Square Pants (literally) and asked us if we knew a kind of sponge that lived under a rock int he ocean.... we said no to which he said to enjoy our piss. Further down the coast stopped in Omapere (where the road map said was occasional Orca sightings), saw no Orcas, but nice views of the large bay – also here we met two Finnish girls travelling in a Juicy van (who were next to us last night in Cape Reinga). Small one tried to speak to them but does what he always does when speaking to foriegners which is to speak ...very...slow...and...broken ....english,....such...as....WE....are...DRIVING.....to see some....BIG....TREES....next...WHERE YOU GO NEXT?.

Down the coast further on windy roads through fern and Kauri forests, stopped to view the oldest Kauri tree in the country (2000 years old estimated), then down to Trounson Kauri Park campsite. A strange place with a kitchen and even showers with hot tap, but no on site ranger. Not sure if we are to drop money in or try and hoold on to it till morning. Sat eating monkey nuts for half an hour listening to the sound of cows in a nearby field screaming these strange guttural groans....

Friday 25th January 2013

Awoke as the fishermen were returning to their boats around us. Drove sleepily to the start of St Paul
s Rock around the corner and somehow managed to hike to the top just in time for the sunrise, was some great views from the top. Drove back to the highway, the roads were filled with Pukeko, Quails and Rabbits, half of them had been run over. Stopped in Tauranga Bay where we had breakfast, small one slept and tall one read. Then further up the Northland stopped in Cable Beach over looking Doubtless Bay, where small one surprised Tall one with some bacon rolls. Then headed to the top peninusla of the Northland, just over 100 km drive to the tip. 

First stop was a slight detour down to Ninety Mile Beach (actually 100 km long), which is a regisytered highway during low tide. Took a few photos but could not drive our rental van on their (in their rules or something). 90 odd km later stopped at Te Paki giant sand dunes. Had no boards to do the sand boarding but an unfriendly Mauri with a van was renting them for $15 a board and insisted that they are not to be shared, there is no sharing or i'll charge you for the other person..... We were gone for only half an hour, sturggled through the massive dunes and managed to get to the top of the big one he'd directed us to. On the way chatted to a mother and father watching their nervous daugther slowly crawl her way back down a sand dune. The mother turned to small one and asked, “so do you get these dunes in America?”, small one said, “I don't know I;m from Ireland, they don't have any there”. Small one swapped t-shirts eith tall one incase this arsehole had binnouclars (though he had no deposit from us and we had paid cash so what could he do if he Saw us share). We then stood at the top of the dunes, tall one in a tight red t-shirt, small one in a huge white one. Small one laid down to go down on the board, but thought it too steep and windy and so they swapped shirts back and tall one went down. Tall one went down like a rocket and at the bottom hit a slight bump and wernt flying off the board landing on his head. Ending up with a black eye and a bad headache they werenn't sure whether to take him to some kind of doctors incase he'd had some kind of concussion or head wound. Carried on regardless (we were some 100km away from a proper town), ended up at the top of the country in Cape Reinga. Some great valley scenary and rugged coastal beaches as we walked down to the Lighthouse that marked the top. After this stop went down a steep un-sealed road to Tapotupotu Campsite, where some young girls in a Caravan took our $6 each for the night. Parked with all the other backpackers and campervans then went to shower. The showers were a bit weird, they weren't directed downwards, but were pointed straight out horizonatlly at the next wall, so you had to be very tall to stand in this jet of water that only hit your face, then you had to try and splash the water downwards to try and wet the rest of your body, bit strange. Small one was too small for this so went to the outside downward pointing cold showers, and lathered himself up with shampoo much to the concern of a passing woman who asked him if he was alright? Tall one's headache continued, but it was a nice stop and a good day.

Thursday 24th January 2013

The day started with a very cold shower in the open air at the campsite. Left around 8am and headed into Whangarei, which was a fair size town. Into McDonalds for a bad breakfast mcmuffin and cold coffee and some free wifi. The free wifi worked well enough for small one to make 7-8 failed attempts at uploading photos, but not working enough to actually do it. Frustrated headed up town into the library, delighted to hear you get 30 mintues free wifi. Started the photo uploads again, to find them uploading at the rate of 1 per minute (small one had 132 to get through). He gave up and paid the $4 to use their PC computers for a faster internet, only to find that all the photos had rotated to odd angles and it was still not uploading. By now almsot lunch time and both pissed off at wasting a morning on 3 attempts with the internet. Before we left Whangarei looked at their great waterfalls, which was a bonus at least.

Got in to Paihia in the Bay of Islands. It was grey and overcast, but within an hour some sun and blue skies had broken through. Took the ferry across to Russell and had some fish n chips (small one a burger), was quite nice. Back across to Paihia and found out the Mauri treaty grounds they'd planned to go to now cost $25 each plus an extra $18 each to see the Hakka. Walked up and down the Paihia coastline for a while looking out at the many islands and kayaks. This was the coast Tall one walked up and down many times on his own back in Christmas 2008. Walking back over a bridge from the treaty grounds a family of Mauris were jumping off into the bay. It was a pretty high bridge, but the two young kids and the dad did okay, but the big 39 year old mother (“I'm too old for this”...”you're only 39!”) hung on to the bridge wailing at the children, until she finalyl made a big splash. Underneath the bridge a very english male voice cried out, “is there anyone else coming down!”, no one responded, and then him and his wife came out in their his and her kayak rather tentativley, shaking their heads as the Mauri kids climbed the bridge fence to go again.
On the way out of town filled up at a petrol station, small one asked the fella is there was somewhere to fill up their drinking water tank, and the fella had a look round and said he'd found a hose round the corner... it wasn't theirs but we could use it anyway, so we got filled up. Then a brief stop at the short, but quite impressive Haruru falls, watching kayakers paddling right up tot he base and under the falls. Another drive up the coast to KeriKeri, scoping out free places to park and sleep for the night. Went to Rainbow Falls, another impressive falls, but full of sand flies. Saw some nice parrots there, with red heads, yellow necks, green bodies and blue wings. Back into town and we parked up in McDonald's car park to use a bit of wifi (if it works this time) and try and get away with sleeping here, parking sneakily behind a large dustbin. Carpark is a bit rough though, next to a liqour store lots of Mauri's walking past with paper bags, plus there's an old banger of a car parked here which everytime someone walks past a dog inside starts viciously barking and the car starts rocking back and forth.... can't see what type of dog it is, but must be pretty big.... just an update, just as I was finishing this entry a big fella (employee) with a slight stammer came out of McDonalds with a large piece of wood and spent a few minutes squashed between our van and the dustbin trying to push something inside, then before he left asked if we were staying here tonight as we couldn't.... guess that means we'll head off soon.

We did head off soon, and explored the Whangaroa harbour area. A strange filthy car was driving very slow with dimmed lights behind us up the country road, till we pulled over for him to go by and he kind of lingered ahead of us before he disappeared without murdering us. Carried on to the actual small town harbour where we saw a large RV parked next to a bar, so pulled into the car park under a tree and went to sleep. The harbour bar on the pier was noisy with fisherman as was the small hotel balcony having a party, but slept adequatley enough. Some people left the bar and went to sleep int he RV, they obviously didn't have a toilet inside as they kept coming out to piss in the car park.

Wednesday 23rd January 2013

Awoke tired in the rest area, ittching freom all the huge sand fly bites recieved a couple of days ago. Drove on for half an hour and parked up on the shoreline at Omana Beach where some seagulls pulled everything out of the bins next to our van and scattered it across the road. Then headed in towards Auckland, trying to naivgate around poorly signed roads and junctions, and the ones with signs were behind overgrown bushes. Stopped in a M cDonalds south of Auckland whichh was full of Mauri children. Somehow navigated through the City and across the Auckland bridge, then was easier driving up the Highway 1 to Northland. Stopped for a Pack N Save shop in Orewa before heading on to Whangerai. Didn't get there in the end as at 3pm drove past a huge beach site campsite (at Uretiti) amongst the sand dunes which looked really nice, so pulled in for $10 each. Went for a walk up the endless beach, overlooked by the islands and moutains on the opposite peninsula. The ocean looked freash and turquoise so went in for a paddle, only to find the first 20 metres or so was thick like a soup with brown pulpy seaweed. After the dip had a cold shower, which was outdoors, but surrounded by walls with lockable door. Still quite a 'fresh' experience showering with cold water looking up at the open sky. Had a couple of beers and then went to the Waipu Caves just 14km opposite the campsite. Was a self guided thing and we went inside with our dim headlights, stumbling around in this slimy, slippery muddy caves. Was really good, but very dark and quiet. Found the glow worms mentioned not far in and watched them wriggling on the roof amongst their silky strings hanging from them. Back at camp by 7.30pm for dinner and a good rest.

Tuesday 22nd January 2013

A long, hot, tiring day. Drove up to Hot Water Beach, which was empty accept for a 20 metre square part of sand filled with people furiously digging and rolling in mucky water. Tall one tried in vein to dig a hole with a child's $2.99 bucket and spade (very small), after half an hour was very tired and had just dug up more sand and more cold water. Seemed that it was only a small area with hot water (which was very very full) or we weren't digging anywhere near deep enough. So left slightly disappointed and tired, though found some Pukeko birds ont he way back which were walking funny as their chicks ran and hid from us.
Then on to Hahei and a long hot walk to Cathedral Cove. Fantastic views over the islands, white cliffs, fern forests and turqouise waters, but both exhausted, how we're going to climb Mount Taranki we don't know. Then a brief look round Cook's Beach, then across the 309 Highway to take us from the east coast to the west. It was 21km long and mostly un-sealed. Took us forever and was some gruellign driving at 20-40km an hour along gravel roads with tight corners and steep hills. Stopped to view the Kauri Tree grove, but the small car park was full of broken window glass (cars broken in to?) and a pile of large bones that stunk discarded in a ditch.... so ran to the Kauri trees and back before anyone could rbeak in or mruder us. Also stopped at the Waiau waterfall which was very nice, but some local was swimming with 3 large dogs, so didn't hang about. Then past a few rough hosues with pgis roaming free on the road outside, before we made it back to proper roads and civilisation. 

A quick tour of Coromandel Town then some nice scenic coastal views driving down the west coast to Thames. Alogn the coast saw some dolphins way out to see and small one paddled out in very shallow water to try and call to them, but failed. Stopped off in a large car park to use the toilets, parked infront of these rolling farmland hills. Whilst there another van drove in, a girl backpacker got out and walked into the public toielts carrying a head of broccolli in each hand... then after her the fella got out the van and walked into the gents toilets vcarrying a head of broccolli in each of his hands. Headed on down the road and finally made it to Thames by the evening, where after a brief McDonalds wifi stint found a 'Freedom of Camping' car park in town full of vans (suppoesdely only for self contained vans with own toilets and an approved sticker). Tried our luck there, but after an hour was moved on by a relativley friendly council man who gave us directions to a free camp site 45 mintues away.... We kept asking us where are cooks were, to which small one said he could ook if he liked, then it became apparent he as saying “where are all the chooks at?” (as in girls), to which small one said, “oh there's always lots of them, they come and go...??”. So we left Thames, run out of town by the local sherrif, and headed the other side of the Thames Bay.

Driving across the wetlands there was a fantastic red sky sunset. We then turned off up the Pacific Coast trail following the bay around through Miranda. Just as it was getting quite dark we were on these very lonely, desolate backroads, thinking where th ehell has this fella sent us? Then we came upon a string of about 40 large caravans all lined up along the beach. We pulled in and drove the length of them, could see no actual people just a string of vans, but soon saw it was this Freedom of Camping thing again, and big signs abotu self contained veichals only... so in theory could be moved on again, so kept driving up the coast. Then we tried a DOC site at Waharau Regional Park. Pulled into this field in the pitch black that was linbed round the otuside with about 20 or more large tents. Not one light on or one person sat outside these tents, it looked deserted. We parked up and walked to use the toilets to be comfronted by this old man with a headlamp on, dressed in shabby clohtes, slurring his speech and swaying with drunkedness. He said that you do know you have to pay to stay here, it's $8 a night. Small one asked where everybody was, are we the only persons here. He said, “No no, there's about 30 people staying here in all these tents, but they all had to go to town you see.... but they left me in chafge, left me here on my own to look after everythingng you see”..... oh right. Small one asked, “why did they all go to town?”.... “well there all the one family and had to take their kids to school you seem but they left me in charge on my own”. Then at that momememt a huge Mauri fella came lumbering out of the shadows behind him. Smalll one took a look at him then a look at these 20 apparently deserted tents and we said “see you in the morning” and got in the car and got the hell out. 

Further up the coast we drove into the Tapapakanga Regional Park, also advertised as a camp site. On an un-sealed road came to a fork saying left for sttandard campsite and right for serviced. We went to the basic ones and after a short drive found a locked gate across the road sayibg closed between 9pm and 8am.... we wondered if they locked their campers inside as we still hadn't got to the camp grounds? Turned round and went to the serviced one to find no cars again and no people and another locked gate.... got the hell out of there as well. Continued up the coast further, stopped in at Orere Point village to look at their seaside rest area, but the place was very quiet, no people, no lights on in any of the houses,a dn the rest area was down on a very lonley seculded beach, so left there as well. By about 10pm we got to Kawakawa Bay and finally slept outside their public toilets. Small one have a strange dream about living in Arson Venga's flat.

Monday 21st January 2013

Tried to leave the campsite at 7am to find the car battery flat (had not left any lights or radio on either). Thankfully got a jump start from some friendly neighbours and were on our way. Text Paul with Cruizy Campers back at the Mount and he got us a garage back in Paeroa to check out our battery (turned out it was a loose connection). Then back to Karanghake Gorge, and a couple of hours to walk the railway tunnel hike trying to find some cicadas, then to the 'windows' gold mining caves in the dark with headlights on (at one point small one scaring the shit out of some small children by hiding in the dark and screaming at them). Aftet thr gorge drove to the Coromandel Peninsula. First stop was Whangamata, in which we seemed to endlessley be driving up and back and up and back down the high street looking for good beach spots or fuel places, passing the 'Sunny' variety store about ten times (and ocne stopping their to buy a $2.99 kids bucket and spade for the hot water beach tommorrow). We tried looking for a McDonalds to go online, and in the end small one pulled over to ask a middle aged woman with a small child, “excuse me is there a McDonalds in this town?”, she replied, “McDonalds Town?”, “No” said small one, “Do you know if there is any McDonalds in this town?”, to which the lady suggested that we tried the real estate agents at the top of the street as they have a directory of what families live in which address (she thought we were asking for a McDonalds family??). He then pulled over and asked a very old man doing gardening for a McDonalds, turned out he was stone deaf and his son had to come to the rescue and tell us there was no McDonalds here. Stopped for lunch by a very nice beach, then left the town passing a one legged skateboarder. Finally on to our campground for the night, this one we had to pay $10 each at the office we padt. Wentworth Falls and Campsite had some great forest sites and ones by a clear river, though again full of biting sand flies. Went on a couple of hours walk (took half a long as guide book and Receptionst suggested) to Wentworth Falls (a two tier waterfalls int he forest). On the way back went swimming in a water hole in the river, though were interuppted by a pair of similar, slightly odd looking, pale lads with one girl – who were jumping into the river then running out of it as if it was unbearable. Back at the van and showered for the first time in a couple of days ($2 coin for 5 minuteas of Hot Water.... not watched the clock so much since showering in the Yukon), then hid from sand flies in the van.

Sunday 20th Janauary 2013

The day started with us opening our van doors to eat breakfast looking out across the lake. Whilst eating breakfast a little white tailed sparrow flew into our van onto our table looking for cumbs, then flew down and landed on tall one's foot where it shat. We headed out early to Wai-O-Taupo Thermal Wonderland. A free viewing of a large eggy smelling bubbling mud pools. Then we brought our tickets for the main park to be told it took an hour and a half to 2 and a half hours to walk around, but that the Lady Knox Geyser went off outside the park (fee included on our ticket) in an hours time. This meant we had to rush round the main park (mostly colourful pools and steaming vents) in haf the usual time, this was mostly so small one could point and laugh at the cashier when we got back so early to say how quick we did it. The Lady Knox Geyser viewing platform was half full of tourists already, even half an hour before the erruption (which is billed at being at 10.15am every day?). At 10.14am a little quiet man came out holding a mic in one hand and what looked like his lunch in a paperbag in the other. He stood right next to the geyser fearlessley while we checked our watches. He did a little talk on its history and the 10.15am went by, we wondered why he hadn't been blown sky high. Then he announced that they artifically made the geyser errupt at this time everyday by putting in some washing powder like formula (based on how the original working convicts made it errupt putting in their clothes washing 100 years ago). So felt a bit cheated out of that. Then in the car park an Indian family had a flat battery on their camper and small one went down and pretneded to help whilst the woman parked a few cars away did all the actual helping. Late morning drove into Rotorua information centre. We enquiried about the Hobbiton tour in Matamata (what it involved etc etc), the aggressivbe asian woman behind counter within less than a minute had phoned up and booked us on the tour and was then asking for our credit card payment of $75 each! We had planned to do it tomorrow, but thought it would save us a day to squeeze it in the afternoon so headed up to Matamata. 

The drive up was full of very very aggressive drivers. Some swearing out their car windows as they past us. We were still doing 85km an hour, but yet people were screaming for us to pull over. In fairness at one point there was a queue of 20 cars behind us. The Hobbiton tour consisted of some very very old buses and some frantic bus drivers taking us into some private farmland. Then with some fantastic sunyn weather we were guided round by tour guide the movie set of the Lord of the Rings and Hobbit films – where they filmed the Shire. Most was all original movie sets and props and because of this you could not wonder on your own and had to have a guide. The guide listed off a lot of nerdy info about the movies (“2 minutes i this gate is the ine Frodo goes by when he asks Gandalf about....”). At the end of the tour we went into the Green Dragon pub and was given a free beer each. Small one chatted to a Dublin man noow living in Auckland. After the tour we went to Rotorua McDonalds, spent $7 on two expesnive coffees (their cheap maker was broke) then settled dow to use the free wifi, before we realzied this branch had no wifi. Back into the car we headed towards Karanaghake where we were camping that night. Lots more road rage on the way up as aggressive drivers weren't satisfied by having to drive at 85km an hour. Went through Paeroa and saw the giant L&P bottle, and found we could park outside their McDonalds and log on to their wifi for free. Finalyl found our campsite at Dickey Flat, down a gravel road by a river. Lots of tent sites there and lots of people (seemingly doing the same as us) getting the envelopes to pay, but never bringing them back with the money to drop in the box until the ranger was to show up (if they did). A nice campground though full of aggressive, biting sand flies. Spoke briefly to a German Backpacker couple staying in a tent, who claimed that their car could no longer reverse....??

Saturday 19th January 2013

Up around 5am. Small one went to shower to find the grey haired cleaner, Terry mopping the toilets. Terry put out his hand to shake with Small One, though as he was holding a piss cloth in his other hand, Small one made an excuse and left. Packed up the van, small one putting his Rod Stewart book on the dash, with him looking out like a smug mascot. Reversed the camper van out and it made beeping noises like an ice cream van. Then headed down the town driving along the beach as the sun was rising. Brought a Burger King drive through breakfast where the staff had got to know small one as he'd been getting their half price breakfasts every day before work. Pulled in by the beach to eat breakfast and watch the rest of the sun rise. As we sat there looking out across the ocean a Mauri fella got out his car next to us and walked over. He held out two little booklets and began to explain that it may be beautiful here and there may be beautiful places in the world, but there was still death and murder, but that's not what God intended, he intended us all to live forever in paradise and that can still happen..... Small said said for him to just leave the leaflets. Had a brief, politce chat about travelling and he left us with his Peace On Earth Pamplet, which had an illustrated cover involving a little girl stroking a lion and another little girl and her mother stroking a grizzly bear. 

It was a cold start to the day and small and tall were bundled up in beanie hats, trousers and fleeces. They met Claire (minus Liam) by New World to find her dressed in sumemr shorts and t-shirt. We then all headed down to the coast for her to do the White Island day tour with us, before we headed inland for the rest of our 3 week tour of the North Island. Stopped off at the huge kiwi slice in Te Puke for a photo, then made it to Whakatane within another hour, despite the very aggressive other drivers on the road. 

Looked quite a nice little riverside/harbour side town. Parked up outside the tour building and went in and brought a coffee which took forever for them to make. When we purchased our tickets, they didn't actualyl give us paper ticketd but gave us these large metal cones with red stickers on?? When we boarded the boat we had to hand these coens to a man stood outside, whilst we could hear Rod Stewart singing 'we are sailing' played from inisde, all a bit strange. Headed out the harbour and towards the White Island, the only active Marine volcano in NZ. On our way driving down to Whakatane could see it from the beachside highway, just on the horizon was this tall island with a chimney of smoke billowing out. Took us almost 2 hours to sail over to it, but on the way we stopped to play with some common dolphins, who chased after the boat. Saw them for a good 15 minutes and must have been about 15 or so of them... a great way to start the trip and day. 

Arrived at the island just as they started playing the theme song from Titanic on the boat?? We anchored off shore then had to be ferried ashore in this dodgy black rubber dingy covered with puncture plasters. We were given yellow hard hats and gas masks to wear (gas masks optional). Was then taken on a 2 hourwalking tour around the island. Through the remians of an old sulphur mining factory, past sulphur streams of all shades of orange, silver and green. Smoke billowed out from holes in the cliff faces, large holes had bubbling mud pools, and streams had boiling water in them. They told us to taste some water out one of the streams (supposedly caused by the steam from the volcano), which tasted very warm and very iron like, not nice... The highlight was the crater which we looked down on this plain of cracked ground which then dropped away where huge clouds of smoke was coming from. Through that smoke there was some giant bubbles of mud lava rising and falling, then bursting and splashing everywhere, was quite impressive. The sulphur fumes and smoke did get to you a bit, tall one complained of headache and his nose/eyes sinuses were all playing up. Bavk on the boat and a tour around the outside of the island as they hhanded us these very neat little packet lunches, which small one was so impressed with he was still talking about them hours later. Sailing back and half the customers fell asleep. A young female member of the crew came up to us all perky asking “where arre you guys from?”, we did the speal about the trip, the visa and the Mount etc etc, then she finally left to be replaced within 2 minutes by a fella from the crew who opened with th questions, “so where are you guys from?”. Back to Whakatane and a walk to a nearby waterfall which was quite pretty, even though some lame teenage Mauri boys drove past shouting “that's are fucking waterfall??!!”. We then said our goodbyes to Claire, just as some woman standing outside her office smoking asked us “where are you guys from?”. 

Tall and Small headedc towards Rotorua. Stopped in a Bunnings to get a car key copied (As they only had one and assumed they'd probably lose it). Painfulyl had to wait half an hour while some short girl and a very tall and very awkward old man tried to work out which key to use to copy it and how to use the machine. Headef inland up Highway 30, but none of the rest areas we hoped to sleep at for free looked very safe, so headed through Rotorua until we foudnt he obscure DOC (Government/National Park) camp site called Glen Roe. A nice spot by a lake with ducks, herons and coots, and a fair few other vans. Had to pay $8 per person and out into an 'honesty' money box, but we just filled in the envelope ready and left on dashboard incase someone came. We then had dinner and went to bed early, it was so early the ducks on the pond hadn't gone too bed yet.

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